Recent Mistakes
Not ME!!! I never make mistakes.
posted by Mistake Master at 6:44 PM
Catie, Scott, and I, were talking about how funny it would be to have a blog where everyone could post anonymously the recent or past mistakes they have made. Have Fun! This is not a site to visit if you offend easily, are interested in selling anything.Don't be shy, or too political.
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Earlier today I thought I was wrong.
My mistake.
Well, I'll tell ya. There's all sorts of bad decisions we could discuss. Let's start with something I did when I was a kid. Grew up on a cul-de-sac, right? No turns. BIG speed bumps between ours, and the neighbors' street. One night, I launched my 1981 MERCURY ZEPHYR over one of the bumps and got the fucker airborne. Know what I'm saying? Quasi-Dukes of Hazzard style. LAUNCHED. Anyway, the next day, my dad was examining the engine compartment while I was washing the car. He scoped the battery, which was dangling by the cables, off the battery pedesatal and dangling into the radiator. Dad looks up and says, "by the way things look in here, I think you had this car airborne. Your thoughts?" I replied in my most dumbfounded pokerfaced bullshit, and it worked. He bought it.
"Oh, well, you wouldn't do anything like that with your first car, anyway..." I guffawed silently to myself.
I'll post more of this shizznit. There's tons of it. Good to get an initial gander of Scotty's bro, that's for sure.
--GUITARDED
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